Another word for retard.
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
by ninjakaiman August 09, 2010
a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
he's a fucking dune turtle
by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise
Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
legs workout calves exercise
Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 09, 2015
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016