Turtle

That's a tortise.

Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise

by dafyomeme November 16, 2020

turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020

Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS

this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out

by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023

turtled

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

by slogson June 2, 2016

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019