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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.

Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.
Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.
by Sterling girl July 4, 2025
mugGet the Turd pufflemug.

El turd

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
He is an El Turd
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
mugGet the El turdmug.

cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
mugGet the cry turdmug.

Turd Clutter

“He got dih up in his turd clutter
by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025
mugGet the Turd Cluttermug.

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