toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017

Webbed Toes

webbed toes is a condition that happens when the skin on or more of the toes end up being fused.

You see Aaron’s Toes? Yea I think he has webbed toes cause he’s an incest baby.

by BigDaddyJohnson420 November 22, 2022

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

Toe

Toe

Toe:toe

by Kgzljfiys August 31, 2022

Uni-toe

Where you have two toes grown together

His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.

by SarahT1405 April 11, 2023

Toeing

Using your toe to give him/her pleasure in orgasmic areas

Future: toe

Present: toeing
Past tense: Toed

Robert is going to toe Lisa

Robert is toeing Lisa

Lisa got a toed by Robert

by TNK3rd May 18, 2021