Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 09, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man April 13, 2016

Poop Face

When you sit around all the time with a shitty look on your face! Like your ALWAYS mad about somthin.

Look at Keenan over there looking all POOP FACE!

by Bryan Dannenberger February 11, 2008

poop a loop

The ring in your butt when its shitty

dude your poop a loop (butthole) smells!!

by Zach butkiss November 02, 2006

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.

get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

poop it out

A phrase implying you've been on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex and should expel the ejaculate from your anus (you might get infected).

Also used figuratively to inform someone that they've been dominated somehow and should get over it before it gets worse.

You got pwned. Poop it out, poop it all out.

Stop being so butthurt. Poop it out and move on.

That anal sex was super. Hold on, I need to go poop it out.

by gealby December 14, 2010

Double Poop

When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian

Johnny: brb poop

jimmy: okokok!!

Later.....

Johnny: blah blah blah

jimmy:blah blah blah

Johnny: BRB double poop

by dmangst May 26, 2009