Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man June 12, 2016

Poop Face

When you sit around all the time with a shitty look on your face! Like your ALWAYS mad about somthin.

Look at Keenan over there looking all POOP FACE!

by Bryan Dannenberger February 10, 2008

poop a loop

The ring in your butt when its shitty

dude your poop a loop (butthole) smells!!

by Zach butkiss November 3, 2006

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.

get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

poop gut

A pouch of fat located just below the belly button that extends to the vagina. Commonly seen on women giving the illusion of a mass of poop build-up in the intestines.

Her face was hot but did you see her poop gut?

by The Bee September 29, 2004

poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

by one leg out the box January 16, 2012