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2nd Law of aLOG

You can speak konkani in any accent in any scriptures.
Following 2nd Law of aLOG
1: tuka kite jay?
2: mhaka kittey cholta
by Dimitri Hitachi April 5, 2022
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Moore's Law Too

Coined by David of Collierville, TN, his premise is: if you post anything on the internet, someone you know will see it. No matter how anonymous or private or hidden or secure you may believe your pictures or blog or webpage to be, it will be found by someone who knows who you are, who will likely share their finding with others who know you. The lesson Moore's Law Too strives to teach is: do not upload anything you do not want shared.
Being dooced is when one is fired from their job as a direct result from blogging about it. The employer finding the blog is Moore's Law Too in effect. If you take a provocative picture of yourself and upload it anywhere, be prepared for someone to recognize you and share this.
by Ethan Grim August 9, 2008
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Martial Band Law

If the a collegiate marching band plays a Nicki Minaj song, according to Martial Band Law, no other collegiate marching band is allowed to play an arrangement of that same Nicki Minaj song.
Band Guy #1: Yo have you heard Hey Mama by David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj? We should totally make that into a stands tune.
Band Guy #2: Dude we can't do that, Temple Diamond Band plays it. Martial Band Law forbids us.
by FullyAlive October 22, 2015
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Inverse Hookup Law

A guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she's willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullshit. The amount of attitude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.
Jim was still at the bar at 1AM and still hadn't found anyone. It was time to apply the Inverse Hookup Law to that 6 who's been standing in the corner all night.
by REgualtor March 19, 2017
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Law x Luffy

Is a very popular ship in One Piece. Traffy and Lu is that grumpy and sunshine duo, most of the time sunshine will not listen to the others plan but Traffy still is amaze how they survive another day...

They are very adorable and made an alliance that might last for an enternity... I wouldnt be surprised if they get married for real, like there is a lot of chemistry between them.
Law x Luffy is pretty much this...

Luffy: Traffy... Traffy! Traaaaaaffyyyyy!

Law: What is it now mugiwara-ya...

Luffy: I will kick everyone who tries to hurt you!

Law: I know... now can you listen to my plan for our date...

Luffy: AHHH LOOK TRAFFY A BEAR!
by MDA3Star November 28, 2021
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Common law dating

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!
by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017
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Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.
An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”
by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019
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