Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023

Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

green hard hat

People that wears green hard had are usualy better than there blue hard hat coworkers .

My favorite coworker wears a green hard hat

by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023

Stack uh hats

A „stack uh hats“ is considering a even bigger „cap“ (a lie). It’s quite literally such a big cap that it mounts to a stack of hats. A big lie is a „stack uh hats“.

„What he said was a stack uh hats“

by harryslaydeshaun February 15, 2023

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023