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fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022
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Goat

Used in a sentence:Hank williams jr is a goat
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Mountain Goat

A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.
Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
Dude he’s cra-goated
by Meme-Lard May 25, 2020
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Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
by ChummBear July 31, 2021
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goat back

A female or male who walks around with an really large back
Jeff Ross : hey everybody welcome the goat back from cnn
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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Goat

Goat is
wow it’s a goat
by rtatatatatatta June 2, 2021
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