Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!

I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!

by Mike McAndrews didly didly May 21, 2018

Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner’s groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).

After our first date, she gave me the ole’ Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.

by Somptin March 30, 2025

Texas death roll

While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in

My girl has been acting up imma give her the Texas death roll tonight

by Sexy Texan 2000 January 1, 2022

Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind

Im smoking on Texas

by Thumbybruh August 28, 2023

Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025