Shitchen

a group of people who lack smartness most of the time but are good friends

"lets call this friend group the Shitchen!"

by SplatOfSean June 12, 2025

Sitchewation

A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.

omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr

by ketchum69 July 17, 2025

mah sitch ah re

1. A statement to be used freely with others such as ma moot, broo eh eh eh

2. A sick migrant wog. (I chuckeded it on the railaway)

"whats going on cunnys"
"ahhhh mah sitch ah ree"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

bobby shitchat

a person who regularly talks shit.

that boy michael is just a bobby shitchat

by conor o`nell November 9, 2008

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

Zip-Snatch

A female who has a penis surgically implanted and her vagina (Snatch) removed

1)See Mr.Smith is a zip-snatch!

by Adam Bradler January 5, 2008

snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff

'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'

by whiskey fingers January 15, 2009