simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

1: Super. Intense. Minecraft. Player. 2: Super. Into. Mashed. Potatoes. 3: Squirrels. In. My. Pants

1: hey man I am a simp 2: Bro guess what im SIMP 3: BRO I HAVE SIMP CALL THE AMBULANCE

by Blue_muf March 8, 2021

Fleet simp

A complete loser

" I would rather be a Pathik then a fleet simp!"

by Undber January 2, 2021

SIMP

S - Squirrels
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Simp
S-I-M-P

S to the I to the M to the P

then maybe you can be movin like meeee

step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels
Squirrels

by alissaisacrackhead March 20, 2020

Simp

The most false-used overused word in history.

*Some guy literally just talking with a girl he likes*
Retard: SIMP!!!!!

by TyeTheGuy75 May 28, 2020

Simp

A male attempting to woo a female by being overly nice and attending to their every need.

A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.

A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.

A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.

These men are simps.

by Flawful April 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who pays for or makes themself look stupid in front of the boys for a girl. He may be an emotional or financial simp.

Andrew is a simp, did you see how he waited for me at the dollar store? Even his friends yelled simp nation at him.

by tindergod312 December 31, 2019