Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021
Get the Social Simpmug. When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
Get the social distancymug. 'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'
by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018
Get the Mystery socialmug. by FakeName27 February 6, 2019
Get the social cultmug. Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
Get the Social Social-Distancingmug. when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc
Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.
by socialjail123 April 19, 2021
Get the social jailmug. When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.
I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.
by eeby1 March 9, 2016
Get the Eskimo Socialmug.