purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER

look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

by The Wap Goblin May 17, 2016

purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018

Purple McGooey

A warm fudgy gooey pot brownie

These purple mcgooey is making me melt man.

by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018

purple soul

A person with no life.

I think you are a purple soul..

by Asher Playz January 19, 2017

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

purple sweatshirt

gay

its a gay day.....purple sweatshirt

by Anaconda Penis September 17, 2013

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013