by Jollikush Lawnmower February 23, 2019
Get the Purple Antelopesmug. A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug. When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
Get the purple saxophonemug. When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024
Get the Purple linermug. A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles
by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021
Get the Purple Bawlziemug. Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)
"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
by SammyDev March 31, 2010
Get the purple snotmug. Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.
by DickTater December 16, 2023
Get the Purple pumpkinmug.