Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man June 12, 2016

Poop Face

When you sit around all the time with a shitty look on your face! Like your ALWAYS mad about somthin.

Look at Keenan over there looking all POOP FACE!

by Bryan Dannenberger February 10, 2008

poop a loop

The ring in your butt when its shitty

dude your poop a loop (butthole) smells!!

by Zach butkiss November 3, 2006

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.

get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

poop it out

A phrase implying you've been on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex and should expel the ejaculate from your anus (you might get infected).

Also used figuratively to inform someone that they've been dominated somehow and should get over it before it gets worse.

You got pwned. Poop it out, poop it all out.

Stop being so butthurt. Poop it out and move on.

That anal sex was super. Hold on, I need to go poop it out.

by gealby December 15, 2010

poop gut

A pouch of fat located just below the belly button that extends to the vagina. Commonly seen on women giving the illusion of a mass of poop build-up in the intestines.

Her face was hot but did you see her poop gut?

by The Bee September 29, 2004