period-day-pants

pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.

person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants

by thornsystem April 14, 2022

Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.

"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

Bunker Pants Bunny

Someone who always fucks or dates firefighters

Oh my god, she is such a bunker pants bunny, she has slept or dated every fireman in the county

by Bunkerpantsbunny September 6, 2016

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

panorama in your pants

The results of extreme diarrhoea

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

by Ching Chang Chung November 6, 2020