A salvadorian named Elvis who is horny all the time and want to fuck his best friends.
He also can't control his boners
He also can't control his boners
Person 1: Did you hear that the new kid is a simp?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
by Dr. Shyguy April 11, 2020
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An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).
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