by weebus maximus December 29, 2022
A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.
Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth
by biggayeeeee April 08, 2019
Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.
by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017
by _fosterflakes December 02, 2014
A teacher always say this phrase when teaching Science.
The phrase first appeared in the Lab in La Salle College
The phrase first appeared in the Lab in La Salle College
Teacher:So if we mix solution A with citric acid,and... DON’T TALK
Students:AHHHH...
Teacher: Shut Your Damn Mouth!
Student: Shut up!You’re as 87 as Chan Tong and 8745
Students:AHHHH...
Teacher: Shut Your Damn Mouth!
Student: Shut up!You’re as 87 as Chan Tong and 8745
by where'smymicrophone December 09, 2019
John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."
by Caller's_Voice March 15, 2016
Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!
by BAMF613 October 15, 2018