Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Frog like penis

A small, chubby, ugly penis.

Dude you have a frog like penis

by pillyreal April 20, 2021

Frothy Like A Coffee

A socially acceptable term for when a girl's Vagina is moist.

1. "Stop Kissing Me Josh!"
2. "Why? You Frothy Like A Coffee?"

1. "Josh Is Soo Hot"
2. "I'm Getting Frothy Like A Coffee Just Looking At Him!"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009