light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020

Night Light

A night light makes light in the dark. Pretty cool right?

I will turn off my night light because it's day. Oh well gotta get to work real quick.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

Light & Fluffy

When a person is being a cutie!

"MiniDesleyDoodles is light & fluffy, what a cutie!

by Lobini13 December 16, 2021

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

Florescent Light

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.

Richard had a great florescent light last night.

by Coldstone69er June 28, 2023

Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013