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Jacob

Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol

sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
jacob has a small willay ps hes gay
by ilikemumslol May 1, 2022
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Jacob

He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow
Girl: Jacob was looking hot
by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock
by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019
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A jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"
by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025
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jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
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Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm
"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"
by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024
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