June 6

Make your girlfriend cum day.

Me: It's June 6.
Girlfriend: Oh yeah! *starts undressing*
Me: I am not going slowly.
Girlfriend: Ok!

by anonymous June 6, 2024

June 1st

June first is visit your long distance girlfriend day. No matter how far away you are you gotta visit her

Person 1: "You got any plans for today?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's June 1st so in visiting my long distance girlfriend"

by Missingherbf June 1, 2024

June 17th

the day where you be who you really are, fuck em fake smiles

friend 1: sis you fine? youre normally very loud and cheerful and today youre just acting hella abnormal
friend 2: bitch its june 17th let me be me, my life is way too fucked up to be a fairytale

by phoelix October 27, 2019

June 10

June 10 is the day the baddest was born

Guess what?
What?

The baddest was born today on June 10
Who?
Tiaaa

by tiaaaistheebaddest June 4, 2024

June

Patron saint of penderyn lungs about 70 a day, gets smacked about by spoons workers, drinks cat piss out of a pint glass

June smells

by Juned1224 April 30, 2020

June 4

National Sam Fidell Day

it’s june 4, it’s national sam fidell day!

by funny.girl1 May 20, 2024

June 3

National send your bf a booty pic day

Bf:hey babe it's june 3
Gf:hold on just let me take a pic real quick

by Shidiot June 2, 2024