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He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021
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have a better

The term "have a better" is the kind of the same as the term "have a nice" but better!
Mr. Prain leaves work and says to Kevin, "have a nice!"
Mr. Kevin responds to Prain with, "you have a better!"
by K3vo86 March 23, 2021
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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021
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What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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...I Just Have...

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
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Actions have consequences

Actions have consequences.... That are imposed by charlatans... Whose actions have no consequences...
Hym "Hey, remember when I was all like 'If you're going to DO NOTHING BUT collectively demonize and mock TYPES of people you can't be surprised when you get what you deserve'?"

A shit-brain "My behavior towards people like you isn't justification for you to-"

Hym "Ah! Wait! That's what I JUST SAID! YOU SOUND LIKE HYM! Which was it? Is my behavior towards whoever justification for my demonization and derision? Then how is your behavior towards them not justification for the thing they are doing?"

A shit-brain "Violence isn't the same as-"

Hym "DOESN'T MATTER! The similarly is that the person it's happening to PROBABLY doesn't think it's justified! Nope! This is what I said would happen... Happening... A PRIME example of it! Because the trannies WEREN'T murdering a bunch of people until the schizophrenic horde turned their gaze upon them. This is me being right again! Actions have consequences! What are the consequences of me saying that to you!? WHO KNOWS!? It could be ANYTHING! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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