human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

Human Fro

When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.

Did you see corey eat his moms pubs in that human fro?

by Hello... love... 15 May 6, 2011

human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.

We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.

by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013

Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.

Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019

human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish

Paulina is a human fish

by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019

human cruelty

To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting

Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.

by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022