Fake

Fake; not real. Used to describe Donald Trump's hair and your Gucci bag.

"Jessie, we all know that your tan is fake."

by himikotoga February 13, 2019

Fakes

Slang to describe vape or e-cigarettes

Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?

by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018

fake ass side steppin nigga

A fake ass nigga that steps aside and/or around a problem.

" take a look at this fake ass side steppin nigga"

by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.

guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet

by el-emak February 24, 2021

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016