On the contrary to the rest of the definitions, Emily’s are usually two faced. They are most likely brunette, with questionable humour saying stuff like “that’s so gay” when they are straight af. Never trust an Emily, for they will take you down with your own arrow. At first they may appear to be social, loud with a big personality, but all that masks deep insecurities that reveal themselves in unflattering humour and random acts of cruelty just to stay in the limelight. If you’ve ever had a problem with an Emily, whether rumours or loosing friends over somebody “everyone thinks is nice” but upsets your gut, I see you!!
“Isn’t Emily so funny?”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
by iNtoXiCaTiNg_jOe November 21, 2021
Get the Emily mug.An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
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Get the EMILY mug.The most horrible and disgusting girl to ever exist. She treats everyone as a second choice and is not ever a good friend. She’ll only talk to you and use you for answers and then just ignore you. If you ever see an Emily, don’t even think about talking with her and just ignore her. Especially if her last name is Watanabe then you’re going to want to stay away.
Eww look at Emily, today she pretended to be friends with me in math just because she had no other friends there. Then after we left the class to go to the next class, she said we would walk together. But then she sees one of her friends and imminently left me and pretended I didn’t even exist. And in that next class I’m in with Emily she sat as far away from me as she could with her friend and just ignored me. But the next day when I’m in math again and she doesn’t have any friends in that class, she came up to me and started talking to me and pretending like she didn’t just ignore me!
by emily watababe haters for life August 24, 2023
Get the Emily mug.A beautiful English girl with a big heart who makes your heart skip a beat when you realize you're lucky enough to share her space
Your Friend: Who is that girl over there? Should I go talk to her?
You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right
You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right
by matouille March 24, 2024
Get the Emily Stott mug.Boy 1: dude look it’s the whore, Emily.
Boy 2: the whores also a furry run bro!!
Boy 1: wait let’s give her some dog treats!
Boy 2: great idea bro.
Boy 2: the whores also a furry run bro!!
Boy 1: wait let’s give her some dog treats!
Boy 2: great idea bro.
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