Drunk Off Sex

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk

"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"

by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Drunk

Jake From RCPD:FR is drunk in a nutshell, which means you should be dead type of drunk.

"I'm as drunk as Jake"

by Pricksville222 December 31, 2020

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Drunk

The amazing state of mind where,
You are no longer simply drinking the beer,
You ARE the beer.

omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021