Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010

douche queen

A major douche bag.

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

douche over

When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.

Grahams sweater vest looks quit appropriate with his well styled douche over.

by Erinz June 16, 2008

Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

by RogerG September 7, 2013

douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010