mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.

man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.

by miniburch May 7, 2009

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019

Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010

douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007

Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

by RogerG September 7, 2013

douche lean

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

by JimmyJumpNY December 15, 2011