Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 6, 2010

Dick or GTFO

Opposite of 'tits or GTFO.'

Anon: Dear /b/, I tell you that I love you and that your the only one for me...What do you do??

Anon: Dick or GTFO

by princess_ashes January 16, 2009

air dick

hand gesture formed by placing the hand palm up with the thumb and fingers bent as though holding a cylindrical object (such as a dick). Generally the "air dick" is pointed at the mouth of a person. Ideally this is done while the person is yawning chewing or slurping.

noun - Bob was yawning and I gave him the air dick.

verb- as Bob was yawning I air dicked him.

by warrant court February 23, 2008

garbage dick

Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.

Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"

by Justin Jones August 31, 2008

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.

Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.

by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010

pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

by Harrypixie69 April 3, 2017