Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

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ariana david

Amateur home video porn star. Dark skin Polynesian looking with a couple tattoos.

Can’t watch that Ariana David on Pornhub cause she nasty.

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

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david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.

David Cool

by I love apple pay January 27, 2022

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David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

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David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 15, 2021

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David L

A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.

Yours mathematically,
V

ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.

by V Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 3, 2025

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