Douche Bucket 

A bucket that douche and douche bag lovers use. They feel the bag was to small so now they have upgraded to Douche bucket!

Did you drink what was in my douche bucket . . . ALL OF IT!!! YOU SICK F**KER

Douche Bucket by Casedawg December 6, 2003

douche bag 

when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

douche bag by joooooo July 24, 2008

Douche bag 9000

A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.

Donall O Brien is SUCH a douche bag 9000, I wish he'd just shut up!!!!!

Douche bag 9000 by devinerocks February 29, 2008

Douche Canoe 

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

Douche Canoe by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

douche fuck 

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

douche fuck by rk May 5, 2004

douche sandwich 

an extention of the word douche bag,
douche sandwich is a person, animal, or object that is so annoying or disturbing that you have no other choice but to smash to slices of bread to there body.

"jessipii ate all the chocolate cake, what a douche sandwich"

douche sandwich by taylorpii December 30, 2005

douche bag 

a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

douche bag by bud race July 10, 2004