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judgement day 

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view
"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."
judgement day by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005
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morris day & the motherfuckin' time 

one of the sweetest bands to come around!

see also jay and silent bob
jungle love..... oh wee oh wee oh
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Sundress Day 

The first day that the weather warms up, when suddenly women appear everywhere in light, revealing, summer dresses. Usually in early Spring in the Northern Hemisphere. A day greatly anticipated by people who wear dresses and those who gawk at them.
Damn, better wear my loose trousers - according to those girls in the quad, it's Sundress Day.

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

singles awareness day 

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

Valentine's Day Legs 

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
Valentine's Day Legs by swtlew February 14, 2006
when school gets called on a count of snow and you and your friends go up to the local resort to hit up the fresh powder with no flatlanders or japanese tourists to fuck it up. a perfect day for shredding.
"Hey man theres no school... POW DAY!!!!!"
pow day by boardsport7 January 27, 2008