Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Dirty Burridge

The act of rimming an ant eater while getting your rectum filled with marmite

“Hey bro did you hear about the missing ant eater from the zoo?”
“Ye man it think I think somebody might have done a dirty Burridge

by YungenJ07 March 3, 2022

Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.

The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!

by Oestegato March 24, 2022

Anders Borring

Also referred to as Boremaskinen, Hammeren, Johnny Bravo. Anders Borring is a name describing few in Danish society that have Dance moves like a orangutan on Coke, and drinks beer like their lives depend on it

Anders Borring held my beer whilst on the toilet, and when back i came my 0,5 l was gone

by Borr1ng March 27, 2022

Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

by Wildwilly52 April 9, 2022

Final Barring

The act of making an item, drawing, or creation of any kind look abhorrently ugly or unattractive.

I showed my drawing to Josh, and he took it from my hands and immediately started Final Barring it!

by SeeleVolleri May 4, 2022

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022