Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 5, 2015

Ball Boner

When the ball sack shrivels up and the dick hangs over it, leaving a protrusion from your pants, thus looking like a boner when indeed you do not have one. Usually ball boners make it seem like you have a small dick because of the unerected penis sitting on top of the ball sack.

After harry gets out of the pool, his ball boner revealed his dick to other girls who thought it was tiny.

by kevinaninno December 4, 2010

pumpkin boner

When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.

Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.
Claire: Ewww, sick.

by Kitty Stroker August 25, 2006

Corona Boner

A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.

Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)

I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.

I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.

by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020

Denim Boner

A public erection which is noticed only by close contact (Usually during 'dirty dancing' or 'freaking.') The boner is concealed from sight by thick jeans or slacks and is only identified upon feel/touch, usually when a girl is grinding on a guy while dancing.

"That guy I was just dancing with totally got a Denim Boner!"

"Kelly likes dancing at the club; she enjoys the attention and giving guys Denim Boners."

by whichguy May 31, 2009

elephant boner

The act of placing either of your elbows forward while using your free arm for support, and running full speed into another person's back, preferably above their ass (No one wants ass on their arms). Remember to add insult to injury by shouting, "Elephant boner!" when the deed is done.

Not suspecting a thing, Ted willingly turned his back on Greg, only to be rewarded with a stern elephant boner to the kidney.
Greg: ELEPHANT BONER! HAAA ha ha ha haaa!!!

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner

Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor

by say-d April 22, 2008