April 3rd

April 3rd is National thighjob Day.
This day you can get your girlfriend, boyfriend, someone you're FWB with, just a person, or whoever to give you a thighjob.

Person 1: Hey bro can you hit me up with a quick thighjob? It's april 3rd.

Person 2: Sure bro i gotchu.

*intense thighfucking*

by Goofier April 3, 2023

April 28th

1. National propose to a black woman day

2. National propose to someone named Angel day

**Bonus points if the black woman's name is Angel!

"Happy April 28th!"
"Oh my god, today's propose to a black woman named Angel day! Thanks for reminding me!"

by maybecamboysminaj April 28, 2022

April funny

A joke for a fool that's does not have any humor.

He's April funny...

by BBRFDB August 28, 2017

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021

april underdahl

awesome cool love her shes crazy loving caring and knows how to have a good time

wow that april underdahl

by hater1666999 April 26, 2010

16th of april

National Aoife Backed away day

The 16th of April

“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”

The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend

by Arlo Murphy November 16, 2021

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023