April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020

April 13th

The Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes in 2006.

It’s April 13th! Remember 2006, when Neil Banged Out the Tunes?

by A Possum April 13, 2020

April 15th

National post only your main hoe day

Forget about the side hoes its april 15th

by Dadmad0345 April 15, 2020

April 17th

National Amy day; all people in the earth should pray to their goddess Amy.

April 17th, pls Amy marry me:(

by i love follar April 16, 2020

April 16th

Why don’t u take me out on a date or ft me or show interest in me day thank u.

Hey it’s April 16th, treat me like I’m worthy

by Suckitahole April 16, 2020

April 2020

Completely fucking ignore anyone named Bradley and flag on them every single day

Wow Shit it’s April 2020, can’t hang out with Bradley he is such a fucking deuchebag and I hate him

by MistaTAconaCho April 16, 2020

April 19th

April 19th is National nudes day. On April 19th you can ask anyone for nudes bf/gf, best friend, brother, sister.

Hey girl send nudes. Why. because it's april 19th, national nudes day. Oh ok

by Homeboidead April 18, 2020