Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Apple Juice

Giving your apple products a charge “juicing them up”.

Vic needed to charge his iPhone. He asks his coworkers for a phone charger and said I need that apple juice.

by GoodaMane March 6, 2021

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020