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DJ Chalkboard Alex

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Alex Mercer

Scottish Engineeing Student.

A know-it-all, patronising self righteous boring scottish cunt.

Keep your opinions to your self you twat no one cares.
by william_bumboy_wallace April 16, 2010
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Tristan Sanchez-Alex

A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.
Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex
by Every Bitch March 9, 2022
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Dirty alex & Gracie

A dirty alex and Gracie is when you put crackers in a circle in the middle of the room, dance on it, and then grab a jug of your semen, stick a bouncy ball inside the jug full of semen, when all covered you need to hit every cracker or else you lose and have to use the other persons semen like mouthwash
Yo, dude. I just did a dirty alex & Gracie last night and even recorded it

P: omg wow can i see?
mugGet the Dirty alex & Graciemug.

alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...
"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."
by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011
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Alex țițiu catalin

Man1: my name is Alex țițiu catalin
Man2: ew get away from me
by Annonymous12345678 October 21, 2021
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Alex ain’t P

I mean what can we really say… Alex ain’t P
Gunna: “Alex ain’t P”
Alex: “fosho
by Thefastboy January 14, 2022
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