Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

double-sided dildo

Yum

Pack double-sided dildo is really fun

by anonymous October 29, 2020

sheriff's side

A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.

Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street

by HushOne May 20, 2017

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

dusty side chick

Dusty side chick is that side girlfriend that’s been Placed on the shelf for awhile collecting dust.

I Don’t see why Kisha is making all this noise on Terry because she’s just his dusty side chick.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 17, 2022