mini muffin top

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.

Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.

by blue eyed angel October 30, 2008

Top Tier Simp

Mordecai

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.

by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020

drop-top kompressor

A Kompressor is a type of car by Mercedes-Benz. There is a convertible version which was called a "drop-top Kompressor" in the song Favourite Things by Big Brovaz.

Buy me Gucci dresses and drop-top Kompressors.

by Beetle86 May 31, 2012

slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

top g

joe fuchs

person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.

by doodooeater👀 May 18, 2022

top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

by Alisa October 4, 2005

soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.

Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.

by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007