Top Secret Tip

When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.

I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip

by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010

slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009

appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.

Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?

by c-yrle June 22, 2009

top g

joe fuchs

person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.

by doodooeater👀 May 18, 2022

soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.

Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.

by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007

top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

by Alisa October 4, 2005