A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
Get the Diesel Douchemug. A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.
by douchespotter August 4, 2010
Get the Douche-Stripemug. by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
Get the douche queenmug. by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
Get the Douche Canoemug. When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.
by Erinz June 16, 2008
Get the douche overmug. by Wizgy October 27, 2018
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug.