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Douche caboose

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.
Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.
by Alberta Strong November 18, 2016
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Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.
check out the barista with the douche nozzle.
by Wizgy October 27, 2018
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe
by mlex July 15, 2019
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a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.
by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019
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Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
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Rachel Douche

Origin: described by a lesbian after a drunken night where she was picked up by a woman. Refusal to have sex after feeling so drunk and realizing the woman in question was gross.
1) The act of vomiting on a vagina while performing oral sex. Primarily after one has a lot of alcohol thus sterilizing the area.
2) vomiting pure alcohol after imbibing far too much
3) vomiting after hearing, smelling or seeing something

particularly disgusting (in reference to a woman's vagina) and unable to keep it in.
4) adj. Describing how grossed out you are by something.
5) vomiting in a way where in shoots out of your mouth like a douche
There was no way I was going down on her. I had ten shots and the girl was gross. I wouldve Rachel Douched all over her but she definitely needed it and a shot of penicilin.
by raymcday August 9, 2012
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Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.
Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
by RogerG September 7, 2013
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