E. Muff

An english muffin or crumpet. Also known as an e. muffy.

"Damn, that was the best e. muff I've ever tasted"

"Would you like your e. muffy with c.cheese?"

by The Pirate Fortune August 11, 2008

e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part!

emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser

That e-mop isn't very smart.

by baller4852 September 5, 2008

E-Klepto

Electronic Kleptomaniac.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.


E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.

Anyone who has used napster, kazaa, DC, Bittorrent, IRC, or newgroups, to name a few.

by Dan Welsh November 3, 2004

e-z

A term often used to diffuse ofensive sarcasm.

"Hey Fuck-face!"
"who are you calling fuck-face?"
"e-z"

by Mista Mike September 3, 2005

f/e

1. Forever
2. Fair Enough

1. MESSAGE FROM PANNY: KK, luv u f/e bbz
2. Sofy: Why did you tell him I liked him?
Bekkah: Cuz you wouldn't have done anything 'bout it otherwise and you'd still be here moaning to me 'bout how much you 'really really like Ed', instead of going out with him.
Sofy: Ah...f/e then lol

by magicmehome October 30, 2008

anal e's

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion. they are narcotics that numb the asshole so ur fat ass cock can slide easier into it. That way u can fuck all night long in the ass of even the most tightest ass holes.

I put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him.

by Schmooze November 12, 2007

e-gf

your online girlfriend because you're just not good enough to get a real girlfriend irl. often used on irc chatting.

rizon#date: <person1> yea she's my e-gf <person2> prob cuz your to ugly to get a real gf she must be ugly to, to date a noob like u

by asiangirl7 March 1, 2010