either fuck off or get fucked

You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them

Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay

by BullyKiller November 2, 2022

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Fuck noff

A combination of fuck no and fuck off.

Person 1(The instigator): "Hey, you look mad. Do you want a hug?"

Person 2: "Fuck noff!"

by ShadowStarling November 3, 2022

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Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

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fungal fucking

Having sex with a mushroom.

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!

by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022

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knuck fuck

The ceremonial joining of two bros via a fist bump, thus rendering the two parties involved friend zoned. Once you’ve knuck fucked, you can never actually fuck (sex).

Hey, do you wanna fuck?
No bro, we can’t, we knuck fucked last night.

by itsokimaginger November 4, 2022

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