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Galontines day

Valentines day celebrated by the LGBTQ+ community, the holiday became popular after Matthew and Talon had their 3rd anniversary.
Yoo happy Galontines day Matthew, I hope you and Talon love each other very much!
by BlackUkrainian999 October 9, 2025
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Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.
I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.
by htwfefinder October 10, 2025
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National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared
by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025
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69 day

June 9th

Those born on 69 day are cute , sexy & have a phat ass
Guy 1 : when's your birthday

Guy 2: 69 day

Guy 1: dude nice also congrats on the fat ass
by Girlyshark October 11, 2025
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Lesbian Smack Day

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.
by rams_villager October 12, 2025
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everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th
holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass
by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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