Work Women Day

October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.

Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

National sex day

National sex day is an unofficial holiday celebrated on October 17th

Congrats on the sex it’s national sex day

by Skertskert October 17, 2019

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Skip day

The day you skip school

"John why weren't you at school yesterday" "you didn't here its national skip day the 18th

by Royalace44 January 17, 2022

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

School quit day

«school quit day» is a 15 may Celebration That kids want to have a longer day Free from school, Aka Jail for kids,
they Will Put crackers in their Lunch boxes to celebrate ,The school quit day the lunch box will explode to happiness of kids wonder to be free from School jail like.

I used grammar and ideas to type theze Text i want ever kids dream to come true like the school quit day and jail like

by Fattoyosh January 14, 2021

National show me your tits day

Nov 30th

Hey it’s nov 30th you know what that means :)
It means it’s national show me your tits day

by Nsmytd November 30, 2022