egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 14, 2015

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

egg hunting

When someone is looking/seeking something that they'll never find.

"all these base heads out here egg hunting no Easter" "Stop egg hunting lil bro"

by djkiddrich203 July 22, 2016

Army of eggs

When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.

James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.

by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

by SanishPoe November 3, 2015