Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Tumble weed

Fast burning, bad quality marijuana.

“Man this shit is some tumble weed.”

by Hawkillo December 6, 2022

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep

"This shit is some real body weed."

by LK253 June 2, 2023

Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.

This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023

fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023