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Virgin

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by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022
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Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.
Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.
by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025
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Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.
A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.
by Rahula June 30, 2015
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Virgin

a person who has never had sex, for example, all the mother fuckers talking about pussy on here.
Person1: I fucking love pussy
Person2: we know, anon, you have told us for the thousandth time already you virgin.
by Ulio99 November 17, 2021
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Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.
Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”
by Adonis22 January 6, 2022
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