Fell In Love With God's Vagina 

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

Fell In Love With God's Vagina by SDHAKAB March 12, 2011

under the dress vagina press 

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

under the dress vagina press by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004

The Vagina Whisperer 

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian

Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.

The Vagina Whisperer by The Original Vagina Whisperer January 7, 2011

Flaming Vagina 

Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.

Guy1: "I am tired, I'm going to bed instead of the party."

Guy2: "Quit being a flaming vagina."

Flaming Vagina by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009

Pretzel Vagina 

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

Pretzel Vagina by Nester17 December 10, 2013

teacup vagina

A vagina that is tiny and delicate with the labia being very small. Considered by most to be the most attractive kind of vagina. Rarely natural and sometimes achieved by having a medical procedure to trim the labia.

i.e. a pornstar vagina

"I almost felt guilty fucking her little teacup vagina, good thing them shits are elastic."

teacup vagina by WEUFHV November 23, 2014

Cheeky Vagina 

When a woman or Bruce Jenner has a vagina in place of an asshole, and an asshole in place of a vagina.

She surprised me with her cheeky vagina.

Cheeky Vagina by Sawmynutsinhalf July 14, 2016